Never leave home without your towel. Is it possible that Douglas Adams, when he gave that advice through a character in his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, was predicting the existence of Towelie? Of course it's possible! If you think…
If your life at work is a constant struggle to keep people from stealing your paper clips then that may or may not impact your reaction to these paper clips. Some people think black cats are adorable. Other people are…
Fanny packs have always been cool. Let's put that another way, fanny packs have never been "not cool" at any point in history. There's a lot of misinformation out there on this subject. You've no doubt seen disparaging remarks made…
Nobody ever said life was fair and if they did then you know that person was a liar and not to be trusted. Because life is absolutely 100% not fair. There are plenty of examples you could use to illustrate…
Now that's a big cockroach! Laying out in the sun at the pool all day seems totally glamorous. And maybe it is. But if there's one thing John Waters has taught us about glam, it's that glam and trash are purely…
Are coloring books the new Tumblr? Because Tumblr hit the scene like ten years ago and their users started posting porn all over the site like 9 years and 364 days ago. Now you can't even open your Tumblr app…
Other cabbages must hate bok choy, right? Regular cabbages are all stupid and round. Even a perfect head of napa cabbage is just like a stretched out head of regular cabbage. But bok choy is all like "oh do you…
One thing in this crazy world is certain: if they ever build a Comfort Museum then they'll have to save a whole wing in it for hoodies. Do you have a favorite hoodie? Of course you do. Everyone does. Because…
In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…
If you aren't gonna do your best then what's the point of doing anything at all, right? Look your best, stretch your best, feel your best, give it your best shot - it all adds up! Some people will tell…
Step up your sandwich game! Any fool can slap ingredients between two slices of bread and call it a sandy. But to create something truly magnificent, a food delivery system truly worth of John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich,…
If you're a total whore for horror movies then this is the t-shirt for you! Aficionados of scary cinema are perhaps a more rabid fanbase than any other genre of, well, anything. Maybe it starts with the rush you get…